We love the TV show Community. Love. It. And last night's episode was pretty much completely brilliant - a spot-on parody of Law and Order. Everyone needs to watch it so you can fully appreciate some of these more hilarious quotes:
(Troy and Abed as the cops, trying to end the scene)
Troy: “Looks like it’s going to be a long night. How did we manage to pull the short straw?”
Abed: “It’s not a short straw. It’s a hot potato.”
Troy: “Yeah, well. It looks pretty cold to me.”
Abed: “Cold? Or dead?”
Troy: “Survey says…”
Abed: “We can't both do the zinger.”
Starburns: "Kiss me.”
Random girl: “No!”
Starburns: “I’ll explain later!”
Random girl: “No!”
Starburns: “I’ll explain later!”
Random girl: “The explanation isn’t the issue!”
Troy: “Todd Jacobson, you have the right to do whatever you want. Nothing you say or do could be used against you by anyone, but we’d really like it if you came with us. Please and thank you.”
Professor Kane: "You may proceed, Ms. Edison. But do so with caution. Need I remind you: this is NOT a courtroom!"
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