A Letter From Tim

Dear BYU's Financial Aid Policy Makers,

I really, really, really hate you guys right now. You are ruining my life, eating all my steak, and it's your fault I had a bad day. I would prefer to maintain a good relationship with you, but you are making that extremely difficult. To put it simply, every message from "my financial center" is like getting carnations in my email. If that isn't clear enough, here's this classic for you:

Dear Darla,

I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit! You're scum between my toes.

Love,
Alfalfa (aka Tim)

P.S. I almost hope BYU loses this weekend.

Kidding.

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