Claire: What did we say would happen if he shot someone? You...shoot him.
Phil: We were serious about that?
Claire: Yes, we were, and now you have to follow through.
Luke [crying]: I'm sorry!
Claire: Liar.
[Luke stops crying]
Alex: Shoot him now.
Claire: No, he's got a birthday party, you'll have to shoot him after.
Phil: I can't, I'm showing a house at two.
Alex: Then after that.
Claire: No, he's got a soccer game at three and then...[looking at the calendar] we have that dinner at five...You could shoot him at 4:15. [Writing on the calendar] Shoot...Luke...
Luke: Awww...
Phil: Sorry buddy, it's on the calendar.
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